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don't lay your ADKOT cd near other music
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  1. #1
    dirty old man...
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    don't lay your ADKOT cd near other music

    i did this last night...

    i laid the new CD right on the top of a pile of CDs last night...
    when i got up this morning, all the female artist's CD's were out of their cases, naked (coverless!!!)...
    all the male CD's were laying over in the corner face down (cowering in fear???)...
    wish i'd had a CF or Hagar CD in that pile... would've been interesting to see a CD commit suicide!!!

    i think the ladies might even be knocked up!!!

    stay frosty, now...
    ...Dave
    Talent. Hard work. Quality product.
    Ron's Custom Guitars.
    I am a proud owner of one.
    Everything else is just a TOY!!!
    Dave G 5150

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    BAhahahahaha!! I thought you were gonna say all your other cds were melted!! (like Dave used to say about putting the =VH= vinyls near other ones)

    This is even better!!

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    "The sound of Van Halen was meant to spill out of your stereo and ruin the rest of your record collection." - David Lee Roth
    "Rock and roll ain't worth the name if it don't make you strut!" - Lemmy Kilmister

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravennaloveseddie View Post
    BAhahahahaha!! I thought you were gonna say all your other cds were melted!! (like Dave used to say about putting the =VH= vinyls near other ones)

    This is even better!!
    yeah, well... i guess there really is a little bit of Dave in all of us... especially when your name IS Dave...

    peace...
    ...Dave
    Talent. Hard work. Quality product.
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    I am a proud owner of one.
    Everything else is just a TOY!!!
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    Exclamation

    Yeah.................................




    um....................................




    okay pal






    Geezus Ker-hist with the inanity around here!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave G 5150 View Post
    i did this last night...

    i laid the new CD right on the top of a pile of CDs last night...
    when i got up this morning, all the female artist's CD's were out of their cases, naked (coverless!!!)...
    all the male CD's were laying over in the corner face down (cowering in fear???)...
    wish i'd had a CF or Hagar CD in that pile... would've been interesting to see a CD commit suicide!!!

    i think the ladies might even be knocked up!!!

    stay frosty, now...
    ...Dave
    mmmm who were the female artists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by i1sum2! View Post
    Yeah.................................




    um....................................




    okay pal






    Geezus Ker-hist with the inanity around here!




    man, why can't ya just have a little fun, after all the party is back in town?!?!?!
    Talent. Hard work. Quality product.
    Ron's Custom Guitars.
    I am a proud owner of one.
    Everything else is just a TOY!!!
    Dave G 5150

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    Quote Originally Posted by wimpyliberalbuster32 View Post
    mmmm who were the female artists.
    you might be able to figure it out in about 9 months!!!
    Talent. Hard work. Quality product.
    Ron's Custom Guitars.
    I am a proud owner of one.
    Everything else is just a TOY!!!
    Dave G 5150

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    Quote Originally Posted by wimpyliberalbuster32 View Post
    mmmm who were the female artists.
    Taylor Swift & Katy Perry.

    Taylor's gonna write a song about it:

    What you call truth, is just the darkness creepin' behind ya.
    They came all over my CD's, and corrupted my vagina...

  10. #10
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    Love it!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dave G 5150 View Post
    i did this last night...

    i laid the new CD right on the top of a pile of CDs last night...
    when i got up this morning, all the female artist's CD's were out of their cases, naked (coverless!!!)...
    all the male CD's were laying over in the corner face down (cowering in fear???)...
    wish i'd had a CF or Hagar CD in that pile... would've been interesting to see a CD commit suicide!!!

    i think the ladies might even be knocked up!!!

    stay frosty, now...
    ...Dave
    Awesome Dave.....sounds like an interesting evening for the cd's..... Thankfully no suicide involved!!! My Dad's name is Dave as well, for years we called him David Lee Roth.... Great name!!

 

 

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