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  1. #21
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    IMO, I think it's sad. I think the music is all right at best, but better then the 3 new tunes from BOBW. The video looks like some rejected Heart video.

    Why is Eddie doing a porn soundtrack? So this is what Eddies been up too?

    IMO, Eddie is a joke.

    "...Van Halen told AVN.com he's not bothered by possible criticism. "I'm working with a friend — very simple. I like his work," he said. "Michael Ninn is like a Spielberg to me: the imagery, the way he makes things look, just… sensual..." Hmmmm....The Spielberg of Porn? Sensual? Eddie has lost it.

    "...and the rocker himself confirmed, "If 'Catherine' doesn't move you, you're brain-dead...." Hmmmm, yet another example of Eddie not knowning when to shut up! Did Catherine move me? Yes, a very satisfying bowel movement.

    Call me BRAIN DEAD!
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    Ed's comment about that porn movie reminds me of those low IQ, zero class bimbos in the rock clubs who think that they have taste. Ed? It's good you've been getting some from the House Of Pedals chick, otherwise you're starting to sound like those comic book guys who are 42, living with their moms and attend porn conventions. jerk off to porn, don't write the score, okay buddy?

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    And I almost forgot: That bass playing is the best I ever heard....

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    Now here's where "I" get my ass kicked....

    Who cares? Who's singing? I've heard so many solo's / instrumentals over

    the years i truly could care less. WHO'S SINGING?

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    Quote Originally Posted by punkatomic
    IMO, I think it's sad. I think the music is all right at best, but better then the 3 new tunes from BOBW. The video looks like some rejected Heart video.

    "...and the rocker himself confirmed, "If 'Catherine' doesn't move you, you're brain-dead...." Hmmmm, yet another example of Eddie not knowning when to shut up! Did Catherine move me? Yes, a very satisfying bowel movement.

    Call me BRAIN DEAD!
    I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels that way....
    Last edited by Dirty Duck; July 27th, 2006 at 05:51 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punkatomic

    "...and the rocker himself confirmed, "If 'Catherine' doesn't move you, you're brain-dead...." Hmmmm, yet another example of Eddie not knowning when to shut up! Did Catherine move me? Yes, a very satisfying bowel movement.

    Call me BRAIN DEAD!
    Bowel movement...ha ha ha ha! Very funny...

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    I'm still miffed at this. One of my favourite guitarists, making a midlife career change to recording porn soundtracks...

    Wonder if EVH will get a cameo role as a stunt-cock?
    "I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits."

    ~ William S. Burroughs

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    Wtf??!!!

    Jesus, Eddie.....Ed is Rock Royalty...he could collaberate with anybody he wanted...a FUCKIN PORN SOUNDTRACK!!!!!...this is EMBARRASING!! He says the directors work is like Spielberg's!!!...the guy sets up a tripod and points it at some tool banging a slut doggie style on a soiled mattress!!!! Spielberg?!!!uncork another bottle of red wine Ed ...you fucking moron...I never thought I would see this....porn? This is a black day in VH history...does this fucking drunk wake up every morning and make a list of how he's going to alienate loyal fans!!!....sorry guys but this really dissapoints me.......porn?
    Old Van Halen makes you wanna drink,dance,and screw,right? And the New Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan,and have a relationship!
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    Yeah I see what most of you guys are sayin, The fact the Eddie would even be involved with "porn" is surprising to me. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? I think Sam is right, Ed is a fuckin wierdo no doubt about it.

    Im just happy because any time I see Ed with his "Frankie" is a good day as far as im concerned, im sick of that two bit Peavey guitar....
    Is there anything left in that bottle?


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    M5150, we feel your pain. Dave is doing Bluegrass, Ed is doing porn (in a way), Mike's feelings are hurt and Alex had a sex change.

 

 

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