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  1. #1
    Dance Baby!
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    Have you tried any of these? Or have an old stand by line that you like? Married? What line did you use if any on your better half? Lets hear it from you.(BTW, I used this line...."You smell nice") Yeah, I know! It worked :lol: Oh, unchained, I can't find any lines about ears! I'll keep looking :184:

    I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

    Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

    Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

    Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

    I'm an old dedicated VH fan, would be song writer and foot humper. (Works on Cousins only)

    The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

    Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

    That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk around the room again?

    My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

    My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

    Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? (This one works, just drop the "Wanna fuck" part)

    Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

    All those curves, and me with no brakes.

    If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

    Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

    I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

    Is it hot in here or is it just you?

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

    How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

    Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

    [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

    That shirt is very becoming on you; of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.
    Daniel (1994-2013)

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    1)Nice legs!What time do they open?

    2)What do you want for breakfast in the morning?

    3)Do you have a mirror in your pocket?'cause I could see myself in your pants!

    4)If I let you suck on my tongue,Would you be grateful?

    5)Shall we talk,or continue flirting from a distance?

    6)Is it cold in here,or are you just pleased to see me?

    7)Do you wanna have kids with me?No?Then do you just maybe wanna practice?!

    8)Hey,thats a nice dress,can I talk you out of it?

    9)How would you like to spend the night looking at my bedroom ceiling?

    10)Am I pleased to see you?or have I just put a canoe in my pocket!!!



    Sorry,but I like the funny ones!!!
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    Brum, the birth place and home of Heavy metal music, and the occasional twister.

    Al says 'Rules is rules and if there isn't any rules then where would we be? thats right; France!'
    Australian women, genetically bred for bar work! cheers.
    http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lze...arch=aerosmith
    "Thats captain Jack sparrow"

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    THEE bassist for VH
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    My name is Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn, what's yours?

    No, when your good, you don't need pick up lines! :184:


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    Originally posted by punkatomic@Jan 19 2005, 10:21 PM


    I'm an old dedicated VH fan, would be song writer and foot humper. (Works on Cousins only)



    :lol: Too funny punk


    Brum, the birth place and home of Heavy metal music, and the occasional twister.

    Al says 'Rules is rules and if there isn't any rules then where would we be? thats right; France!'
    Australian women, genetically bred for bar work! cheers.
    http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lze...arch=aerosmith
    "Thats captain Jack sparrow"

  5. #5
    Dance Baby!
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    Originally posted by i1sum2!@Jan 19 2005, 06:27 PM
    My name is Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn, what's yours?

    No, when your good, you don't need pick up lines! :184:
    Riiiccoooo Suuaave
    Daniel (1994-2013)

 

 

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