I dug it, and now that I know there are "clues" in it, it makes it even better. The good ship "Van Halen" is comin' ashore!

What could they be up to? A "Van Halen Cruise" ship type thing? A live show from Hawaii? A tropical-themed single?

"The eagle got flattened.."
"Paparazzi showed up, and they flashed...flashed"