Your a gay holiday resort??
http://www.adonistulum.com/default-en.html
Adonis
The name of Greek goddess Aphrodite's male lover, who was a great and handsome hunter until a boar killed him. She turned him into a rose to remember him.
It is the one male name that will guarantee a very vain, extremely hot, and exceedingly pompous son. No-one will take him seriously, he will be called gay, and he will be made fun of until he's twenty and becomes hot. Use with caution.
"Hi, I'm Adonis. "
"Aha. That's funny."
"No, that's really my name."
"Oh."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Adonis
I hope you don't use this as a chat up line with the ladies Jack? Unless it was directed at me?
If it was at me, p*ss off, I will stick with my wife thanks.