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  1. #101

    Cool

    Hey Bang 2, you mentioned in your earlier post that Wolf wasn't going out on tour with the boys? Could you elaborate a little on where you got this info, because it makes absolutely no sense at all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rawkinrobbievh1 View Post
    i hear ya , Kimmie !!

    without a doubt in my mind ,.. , this douche is just spewing garbage !
    or he's really lonely ......
    or he's an internet tough guy ...
    or he's banned from a few other Halen sites , and wants to TRY to be viewed as worthy here ...

    Not to mention one aching attention whore! Dude needs to chill.
    I want my very own Romeo Delight!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    Not to mention one aching attention whore! Dude needs to chill.
    Let's not push our luck here........ he knows more about Van Halen right now than we do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VH Freak View Post
    I know this is 100% bullshit but I have to admit....it's rather entertaining. He has a great imagination...I'll give him that.
    Yes, he is creative.

    I kinda like this stuff, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patt5150 View Post
    Hey Bang 2, you mentioned in your earlier post that Wolf wasn't going out on tour with the boys? Could you elaborate a little on where you got this info, because it makes absolutely no sense at all?
    That's easy, after track 1 he blew out his ear drums. Duh.

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    You get some Drambuie in 'em and look out.


  7. #107

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    That's easy, after track 1 he blew out his ear drums. Duh.
    LOL!! Poor Wolf, he had such a promising music career too

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    Quote Originally Posted by patt5150 View Post
    Hey Bang 2, you mentioned in your earlier post that Wolf wasn't going out on tour with the boys? Could you elaborate a little on where you got this info, because it makes absolutely no sense at all?
    Well hold on to your seats for this one...

    Wolfgang, apart from being a great multi-musician, is also a committed conspiracist. He apparently believes that the split in the Classic Van Halen line up in 1985 and the subsequent enlisting of Sammy into the group was no accident.

    I haven't got the full story, cause from what I've been told so far it seems very complicated and almost runs as a parallel history to what we all know, or what we’ve been lead to believe.

    Now conspiracy theories are very complex and numerous. The gist of this one is intertwined in a very developed theory. I am not that familiar with it all, so please research it if your so inclined. The crux of it is that Sammy is some sort of alien species, a form of lizard, descended from aliens that hundreds of thousands of years ago visited earth. The world has always been run by the lizard aliens, as tribal leaders, Pharaohs, Kings, Queens, Prime Ministers and Presidents. Whatever your opinion, and mine, these conspiracy theories exist.

    How does this affect Van Halen?

    Now this I personally cannot get my head around. But this is the theory....

    Sammy is an alien lizard. He is a part of the ruling lizard family, same as Bush, Clintons, the Queen etc. and he's worth billions. The whole cantina and tequila thing is a front and only accounts for 100 million or so. Sammy's life as a singer is a front. The Van Halen brothers were somehow brainwashed in 1985. The whole process left Ed in what appeared to the rest of the world, to be in some sort of intoxicated, substance induced zombie like existence. The experience turned Alex to God. (There’s more on this due to religion being part of the conspiracy).

    Using powerful contacts, Dave was removed from Van Halen, mainly by being enticed to a movie deal with a movie company that was then canned, but which also included a soundtrack.

    Keeping up with this?

    Sammy then moves in. All the other auditions were apparently set up to fail. 5150's re-recorded with Sammy's vocals, and they tour. Tents are positioned below the stage which allows some sort of sexual rights for alien lizards with Homo sapiens.

    Apparently there’s loads of this and what I've shown you is just a quick summary.

    How does Dave fit in?

    Dave's no lizard or alien. He's an ancient form of Homo sapien warrior in the modern era.

    Wolfgang believes to free Van Halen from the alien lizards, he has to reunite the Classic Van Halen line up. That requires the repatriation of Michael Anthony.

    That's what I've heard so far. Make of it what you wish. But I implore you to not shoot the messenger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bang 2 rites View Post
    Well hold on to your seats for this one...

    Wolfgang, apart from being a great multi-musician, is also a committed conspiracist. He apparently believes that the split in the Classic Van Halen line up in 1985 and the subsequent enlisting of Sammy into the group was no accident.

    I haven't got the full story, cause from what I've been told so far it seems very complicated and almost runs as a parallel history to what we all know, or what we’ve been lead to believe.

    Now conspiracy theories are very complex and numerous. The gist of this one is intertwined in a very developed theory. I am not that familiar with it all, so please research it if your so inclined. The crux of it is that some sort of alien species, a form of lizard, hundreds of thousands of years ago visited earth and mated with early humans, thus creating Homo sapiens. The world has always been run by the lizard aliens, as tribal leaders, Pharaohs, Kings, Queens, Prime Ministers and Presidents. Whatever your opinion, and mine, these conspiracy theories exist.

    How does this affect Van Halen?

    Now this I personally cannot get my head around. But this is the theory....

    Sammy is an alien lizard. He is a part of the ruling lizard family, same as Bush, Clintons, the Queen etc. and he's worth billions. The whole cantina and tequila thing is a front and only accounts for 100 million or so. Sammy's life as a singer is a front. The Van Halen brothers were somehow brainwashed in 1985. The whole process left Ed in what appeared to the rest of the world, to be in some sort of intoxicated, substance induced zombie like existence. The experience turned Alex to God. (There’s more on this due to religion being part of the conspiracy).

    Using powerful contacts, Dave was removed from Van Halen, mainly by being enticed to a movie deal with a movie company that was then canned, but which also included a soundtrack.

    Keeping up with this?

    Sammy then moves in. All the other auditions were apparently set up to fail. 5150's re-recorded with Sammy's vocals, and they tour. Tents are positioned below the stage which allows some sort of sexual rights for alien lizards with Homo sapiens.

    Apparently there’s loads of this and what I've shown you is just a quick summary.

    How does Dave fit in?

    Dave's no lizard or alien. He's an ancient form of Homo sapien warrior in the modern era.

    Wolfgang believes to free Van Halen from the alien lizards, he has to reunite the Classic Van Halen line up. That requires the repatriation of Michael Anthony.

    That's what I've heard so far. Make of it what you wish. But I implore you to not shoot the messenger.
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