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It's quotes like these that make me think Dave is gay
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    It's quotes like these that make me think Dave is gay

    It's quotes like these that make me think Dave is gay. That, and him humping that big penis on this tour.

    "I only have two flavors baby, bubblegum and dick... and I'm all out of bubblegum."


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    A.J., can't you think of a more interesting topic for main? Who cares if he is or not? When he first made that comment thirty years ago, no one batted an eye. Why? Because the times were different. We didn't go around saying "Oh, that's so gay" or "You're gay" as this generation seems to love to do. You guys throw that word around so casually. You've been brainwashed by Hollywood because they started using it as a catch phrase these past few years. You can quit with yer goddamn homophobia anytime. Mods, please lock this stupid thread.

    sidenote: Dave most likely said that because tons of beautiful woman attended VH shows back then.


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    I always felt Roth might at least be bisexual.
    Honestly, his sexual preferences don't concern me.
    Look at Metal God, Bobby Halford, the guy is a legend & nothing can erase that fact.

    The inflatable mic is unnessecary, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A.J. MASSEY
    It's quotes like these that make me think Dave is gay. That, and him humping that big penis on this tour.

    "I only have two flavors baby, bubblegum and dick... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
    Seriously, why do you care if someone's gay or not? It's just so stupid. Get over it.
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    Dave can't say he's got bubblegum, and cunt--now, can he?
    LIGHT 'EM UP!!
    Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

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    This is hilarious. I remember starting a thread along these lines a while ago, raising the possibility that Dave could possibly be gay, and I was absolutely ROASTED for it. My one argument was ... if you didn't already know about Dave and just saw him, you would assume he's gay. VIN-DIC-ATED!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NE169
    Dave can't say he's got bubblegum, and cunt--now, can he?
    LMAO!

    Gay? I don't see it, not in this quote.
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    What does it really matter if he's gay or not? Ladies, would he be any less beautiful to look at if he was? Guys, would it be any less fun to watch him swaggering around, leading the party onstage? Would his voice be any less pleasant to listen to? I don't think so. So, unless you're planning on gettin' busy with him, who the f*ck cares what he does in his own bedroom?

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    It's absolutely ridiculous!

    What next?
    Freddie Mercury was gay or Paul Stanley?
    Dave ain't gay, folks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by i1sum2!

    ...sidenote: Dave most likely said that because tons of beautiful woman attended VH shows back then.
    And still do.

 

 

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