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    Bret Michaels

    The biggest poseur in the history of rock, now has his own show on VH1 called Rock Of Love. 25 ladies vie for his attention and bank account. It's repulsive to say the least. Has anyone seen this yet? I could only stomach so much of this before changing the channel. Looking for love he says, in reality, he's looking to get laid and get paid by VH1 for this atrocious show.

    Does anyone recognize the name of redbeard from Q102 out of Dallas? It may no longer be the same call letters, but he's still down there. He HATES Bret Michaels with a passion! I remember living there in Big D years ago when he went off daily on the guy. Totally hilarious listening!

    Bret Michaels sucks. And take that fucking stupid bandana off you bald fucker.


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    i watched one show with my friends.... i felt my brain slowly melting b/c of the girls on there... haha

    they are alll ugly except like two girls..
    i dont plan on watching it again.. but i kno my friend will so i'll have her update me so my IQ doesnt drop 10 points... haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by dancinglilo
    i watched one show with my friends.... i felt my brain slowly melting b/c of the girls on there... haha

    they are alll ugly except like two girls..
    i dont plan on watching it again.. but i kno my friend will so i'll have her update me so my IQ doesnt drop 10 points... haha
    We can't have your brain melting lilo, your smart. Who would the other girls have to look up to? Just say you don't like Bret Michaels and your IQ automatically goes up 50 points!


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    Quote Originally Posted by i1sum2!
    The biggest poseur in the history of rock, now has his own show on VH1 called Rock Of Love. 25 ladies vie for his attention and bank account. It's repulsive to say the least. Has anyone seen this yet? I could only stomach so much of this before changing the channel. Looking for love he says, in reality, he's looking to get laid and get paid by VH1 for this atrocious show.

    Does anyone recognize the name of redbeard from Q102 out of Dallas? It may no longer be the same call letters, but he's still down there. He HATES Bret Michaels with a passion! I remember living there in Big D years ago when he went off daily on the guy. Totally hilarious listening!

    Bret Michaels sucks. And take that fucking stupid bandana off you bald fucker.
    I never seen it. I haven't watched much tv in the last several years.

    I can't remember seeing Poison in concert, but they were supposed to open for Diamond Dave at a show that I attended in Hongcouver but they were refused entry into Canada at the border. I often wondered what the reason for that was?

    Wasn't Bret Michaels in a porn movie like the one Tommy Lee from the Crue did wi. Pamela?
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    Quote Originally Posted by i1sum2!
    The biggest poseur in the history of rock.
    Sorry, but that is Sammy Hagar.


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    Never was a big poison/brett michaels fan.......yes ive noticed his hair err umm extensions.....wasnt he bald like 2 yrs ago?........Its seemed to me he always wanted to be like DLR/Vince Neil..........plus the band are not that great of musicians

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    Quote Originally Posted by Achilleslastand
    Never was a big poison/brett michaels fan.......yes ive noticed his hair err umm extensions.....wasnt he bald like 2 yrs ago?........Its seemed to me he always wanted to be like DLR/Vince Neil..........plus the band are not that great of musicians
    The only true musician in Poison is C.C. Deville. But, he is a regular joe blow 80's guitarist.


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    Hey, I remember this guy of Poison...Once a poser, always a poser.

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    Saw Poison open for Dave on his Skyscraper tour, if Bret Michaels didn't steal his whole schtick from Dave, then I don't know jack! They didn't have much talent, and C.C. Deville ain't that great of a guitar player.

    And mofo, Bret was once an item with Pamela Anderson. They too made a sex video of themselves which was stolen by his bodyguard at the time and released on the net. This was before Tommy.

    Bret's been balding for years, but still tries to hide it. We all know anyway, why?


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    awww some ppl are insecure about baldingg.... =/


    but i like bret.. im a poison fav.. i have nothing against him, i just think he could have found a better way to spend his free time that with those bimbos haha
    omg!in the episode that i saw, he brought three girls to the big recording studio in L.A... i was sooo jealous.. hahah and then when they went back to the house, he was like talking about it with the other girls and this one girl, seriously the dumbest thing in the world, was just staring at him, blinking as he was talking to her about the studio.. it was sooooo flippin funny hahah

 

 

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