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  1. Thread: Reinstatement

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    Poll: Rules R Rules

    If you break the rules you are subject to the penalties. Membership is not a right.
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    "No means No" Oh, and while we are at it....

    "No means No"

    Oh, and while we are at it.
    What's the point in someone asking "Will you do me a favor?" and when you say "NO", they get pissed off?
    If it was a favor then why act as though it was...
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    The first round is on me.

    The first round is on me.
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    Oh, i see, let's give the pickup shit for razzing...

    Oh, i see, let's give the pickup shit for razzing Wayne and then go at him with both barrels.

    Wayne, stay close to me and i'll kick the shit out of anyone who messes with you.
    I'm here for you,...
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    Judging from the 80's cars in the backgrounds of...

    Judging from the 80's cars in the backgrounds of those pics, they most certainly had that atmosphere at the second one.

    Woodstock was the first and last show of its kind, and i wish i had been...
  6. Thread: A New VH???

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    LMMFAO, I'm getting better, but the doctor says i...

    LMMFAO, I'm getting better, but the doctor says i have to take a laxative.
  7. Thread: A New VH???

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    :D What can i say, i'm human. But at least...

    :D What can i say, i'm human. But at least everyone knows where they stand with me at any given moment. but i still have the same defense mechanism everyone does.

    It's all good. :184:
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    Well my time is limited so forgive me for not...

    Well my time is limited so forgive me for not being up to date on the posts.
    Wayne, I'm sorry to have jumped your shit. :(

    Enjoy your visits and i'll never bother you again, k?
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    In my best Marvin the Martian voice Wayne, if...

    In my best Marvin the Martian voice

    Wayne, if you don't pack you bags and leave earth immediately i am going to zap your earthling ass with my Illudium pew 36 explosive space modulator.

    End...
  10. Thread: new member

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    WoW, the place got a radio plug, that's sweet. ...

    WoW, the place got a radio plug, that's sweet.

    Was David Lee Roth the host of the program?
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    Happy Birthday, Wolfgang! Let Dad sleep it off,...

    Happy Birthday, Wolfgang!
    Let Dad sleep it off, record your own CD, i'll buy it. :ylsuper:
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    Poll: And she would love it. When you let something...

    And she would love it.

    When you let something go that's wound over 150,000 times, it's gonna be electric, magnetic, and yet, satisfying.

    And i supply a bag of rocks for free as a parting gift.
  13. Thread: A New VH???

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    Hey, we come from two different schools of...

    Hey, we come from two different schools of thought, that's all. I have done both in my day and it hits a passionate note with me to see great musicians waste their prime NOT writing their own stuff....
  14. Thread: A New VH???

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    I won't disagree with you on the points you have...

    I won't disagree with you on the points you have made, it was a great rebuttle in my opinion.

    BUT,
    It all depends on if you are in it for the love of money or the love of the music.
    Tell me,...
  15. Thread: Michael Jackson

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    Up until the Judge reamed his ass (no pun...

    Up until the Judge reamed his ass (no pun intended, ok, yes it was) the other day, he was engaging in a tactic to force a mistrial.
    You see, if he does anything that makes even one jurer think "He's...
  16. Thread: Lyrics game....

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    I took advantage of y'alls restraint because, I...

    I took advantage of y'alls restraint because, I WANTED TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME TOO!
    LMMFAO, and as often as i visit here, the opportunity never presented itself before now. :(

    Besides that...
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    Everything Edward learned about the business was...

    Everything Edward learned about the business was due to Dave, and once Dave left, there came Spammy running up with his pump and stuck it right on the nipple of the VH cash cow.

    Spam never paid...
  18. Thread: A New VH???

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    They SUCK! Those guys are nothing more than...

    They SUCK!
    Those guys are nothing more than posers that leach off a persona that they did not make successful for themselves.
    I'm all for a good tribute to a great band, but those fucks have made a...
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    I would do Kelly without hesitation because i...

    I would do Kelly without hesitation because i like spunky, hefty chicks with filthy mouths.
    I wish i were Ozzy in that instant, just not the father part because, well, that is just a little sick.
    ...
  20. Thread: Lyrics game....

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    You are absolutely right, Rose. And when i...

    You are absolutely right, Rose.
    And when i posted that i had a vision that you would be on top of it.
    And the vision didn't stop there you gorgeous, sweet thang. :eeas:
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    Poll: I would lay the pipe to her so long and hard she...

    I would lay the pipe to her so long and hard she would throw rocks at all other men on earth when i was done.
    There is a reason my name is P.A.F. (Patent Applied For).
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    I can take Dave and whatever band he has playing...

    I can take Dave and whatever band he has playing CVH music better than i could ever take Van Hagar playing CVH music.
    Van Hagar became a flavor of the month band while Dave remained true to his...
  23. Thread: Lyrics game....

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    Band on the Run - Paul McCartney and Wings ...

    Band on the Run - Paul McCartney and Wings

    Here ya go, try this one on for size:

    My friend got busted just the other day
    They said dont walk, dont walk, dont walk away
    He drove into a taxi...
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    Music, like custom mags for a car, just got...

    Music, like custom mags for a car, just got replaced by bigger rims with spinners on them. Flashy with no "Punch" or "Style".

    It's like the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it....
  25. Don't just sit there and watch the news, make...

    Don't just sit there and watch the news, make your own. :41:
    5 minutes of my life is more exciting than anything you'll ever see on TV!
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