Conversation Between vhfanjack and unchainedguitars

I was listening to "Red Barchetta" last night and paying close attention to guitar when I realised that it reminded me of something Eddie would do on 5150. I dunno what it was, maybe because I was relaxed, but for some reason the guitar playing really reminded me of a 5150 style Eddie.

Haha, sounds like that girl has it all figured out.
Interestingly enough, after I gave my Mom her presents, she said she had a surprise for me and handed me over a close to 800 page ESPN Basketball book. I think that I enjoyed my gift more than she enjoyed hers to be honest haha.

You sound & seem very mature for your age, judging by your posts, so you probablly come across that way in real life.
Speaking of Mother's Day, on saturday, a mother & her young daughter, were buying children's orientated stuff in my
department.
As i rang them up, the mother explained, "I just wanted to get her a few things for mother's day..."
So i laughed & said, "Wait! She's supposed to be getting stuff for you, how come she get's gifts on Mother's day?"
The little girl just looked at me, like, "I call the shots, buddy...i call the shots."

You damned old timer, obsessed with Van Halen! We're not in the 1930s anymore..
I have kind of the opposite, but stranger. People can't tell how old I am, they don't know if I'm an adult or a teenager.
I had to buy some presents for Mother's Day, and the lady in the store was all confused and asking me if I still with her. She then asked what I'm doing this year and admitted that she can't gauge what age I am at all.
I don't know if this is good or bad hahaha.

I don't think i could pass for that young!
Most people are shocked, there, that i'm gonna be 40.
Most thought i was around 31, 32...
One guy said, "Oh, well, that explains the Van Halen obsession."

Just pretend that you're 24 or something haha

Nah, way too young, she looks about 20 or so.
I'm just not attracted to women my age, really.
They all seem weathered & crabby, unlike the fresh-faced, in their prime 20 year old baristas! LOL.

Time to make your carefully planned move. Time to get out the biceps.

Meanwhile, i continue to have the opposite problem/attraction.
I came into work this morning, and that barista i told you about was workin' the front.
She's like, "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Whatcha gonna get?!"
I tried to speak, but i couldn't form words.

The best of luck to your minion haha. We live on subdivided land, and the family in front of us has a MILF more the Mother who keeps calling me "babe" and getting me presents. My friends all think I should pounce, but she has a husband.. Damn.